Do you remember the girl in your high school who had a horrible rumor spread 
about her? It might have involved a football team, or a dog and some peanut 
butter or maybe processed meat. Well, that girl in Easton, Pennsylvania was 
April Macie.  So, where did she turn for  comfort? While some might turn to the 
Lord, April turned to promiscuity.  Promiscuity and then comedy. With her 
irreverent brand of overtly  sexual humor she attempts to break down troubling 
double-standards and lend  her voice to women everywhere. April would like to 
add that she doesn't really know what irreverent means, but she's heard a lot of 
other comics use it and thought it sounded kinda' cool.   
 
April Macie travels the world collecting stories and experiences, which she then 
translates into humorous, relatable tales in front of audiences worldwide.  April 
has been to over 23 countries, 12 of  those performing stand-up comedy (not 
fellatio) for the troops, was a finalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing in 2006, has 
appeared on E! Entertainment,  Fuel TV, HSN, Sirius and XM Radio,  Bob & Tom, Access Hollywood, and was labeled an "emerging talent to watch" by the Hollywood Reporter at the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in 2005.  April is a regular guest on the Howard Stern show, where in 2008 she was voted the “Funniest and Hottest” comedian in America.  She is currently in the documentary, “I Am Comic” which premiered at the 2010 Slamdance Film Festival and is currently airing on Showtime and will also be apprearing on Showtime in the stand-up special "Vegas Is My Oyster" premiering August 5th.  Currently, she spends most of her time traveling the United States as a headlining stand-up comedian. 
 
April has slapped a boyfriend on the toilet for renting out their home for porn 
shoots, stood on the North Korean border,  entertained troops next to the 
detainee camp in Guantanamo Bay, imported a young Englishman for the 
summer, only to see him turned away at the border months later for overstaying 
his visa.  She has had numerous crappy  jobs-including: a nanny, Hooter’s 
waitress, clowns assistant, telemarketer  – fired from all of them, occasionally 
smokes weed out of an apple and goes to Chucky Cheese with her friends, 
thinks double standards are ridiculous and hopes to change the world by 
empowering women, “One dick joke at a time.”